I was eating lunch   with a 6-year-old and I asked her, "What is the 20th of February?" She said "President's Day!"   She is a smart kid, so, I asked her, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln etc.   She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."